Why 4 year olds shouldn't have cell phones...

There's a short story in here....

4 Year Old Calls 911 Nearly 300 Times

I'm two oppressed minorites!!

At least according to this...

Massachusetts wants rights for people who are short and fat

Useless but fun bit of information for today...

At three minutes and four seconds after 2 AM on the 6th of May this year, the time and date will be

02:03:04****05/06/07****

This will never happen again.

And you thought the interstate was dangerous!

Man gets run over while in bed

Oh, ick...

Rats run wild in a NYC fast food restaurant

The squirrel had to fly

Stowaway squirrel grounds jet.

Okay, this is totally worth a laugh...

You have the right to shut up...

New meaning for "coffee and doughnuts...

Scientist develops caffeinated doughnut...

Someone got crazy with the "bleep" button...

Overzealous censor edits "God" out of "Queen"

Why people question bank security...

Bank issues credit card to cat.

Okay, this is just wrong...

I mean, if you don't like fast food, don't go there...

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20061221/458a14d0_3ca6_1552620061221-367676292

Ok, I can't make stuff like this up...

I hope this link works. If it doesn't, let me know and I'll find a way to print this...

http://my.earthlink.net/article/str?guid=20061116/455bf050_3421_1334520061116873820706